megan fox just cuz…

I really have no idea why it took me so long to post these, because this is basically a Megan Fox fan site and I post every Megan Fox picture no matter how annoying or asinine, but for the record, you’d need a treasure map to get my dick out of her ass. I’d be so deep I could restart the rotation of the Earth’s core.

farrah fawcett may die today…

Her two year battle with anal cancer apparently at an end, friends close to Farrah Fawcett fully expect her to pass away as early as today. Yikes. NYDN reports:

“I’m not sure if she’s going to make it through the day,” Walters said on Thursday’s “Good Morning America.” “She’s had her last rites.”

She was a little before my time, but from what I understand, if jacking off to Farrah Fawcett back in the 1970’s could have been converted to renewable energy, we’d no longer be dependent on foreign oil. So good job, Nixon and Carter. I’m gonna be leaving menus on Chinese people’s cars pretty soon because you failed to recognize the power of this chick’s tits.

Sorry about the shitty quality, but apparently finding decent hi-res pics of Farrah Fawcett requires some kind of advanced degree.

megan fox poses for my penis…

The full scans of Megan Fox in GQ are finally out, so here they are. I wasn’t going to post these, because this is basically a Megan Fox fan site, but my penis twirled his mustache then kidnapped a damsel and tied her to a railroad track. “You’ll rue the day,” he exclaimed, “Rue it!”

megan fox is bisexual, i just came…

In the new issue of Esquire, Megan Fox says that she likes to have sex with girls. When asked for comment, I said, “Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh God, oh God, oh, ooohhhhh…..ah, ah, aaaaaahhhh, ah, mmmmm, ah, uuhhmm…whew. Who’s hungry?” The Sun UK says:

The Transformers actress says she’s a bisexual woman who won’t sleep with other bisexual women. She told Esquire: “I think people are born bisexual and they make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. “I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite. I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.”

There’s only two women in the world that can make my penis shoot like a sprinkler, and yes, Megan Fox is one of them. And this does nothing but help her case. Dear God. I’m not even halfway joking when I say I’d fuck this bitch in the ass so fast California could use me to start a controlled burn.

SPECIAL HOT CHICK OF THE DAY – JESSICA BIEL

Yeah, so Jessica Biel is in this movie called Powder Blue that was bouncing around in post production for forever. I think it also has Patrick Swayze in it, and he doesn’t look like he’s dying. You know, like he does now, so it had to be filmed awhile ago.

Anyway, some internet genius took screen captures of just the naked Jessica Biel parts, and I’ve taken these screen captures and loaded them into a gallery. Look below to see ‘em all. And all of Jessica Biel.

YAH…YOU’RE WELCOME!