katy perry does it again…

Katy Perry did her best to look hot this weekend in Miami on her way to the Katy Perry Pool Party (i have no idea). So she wore a nice little pink bikini. Then of course she ruined everything, as is her habit, by putting some aquamarine wrap thing over it (see below), like a less-fuckable Statue of Liberty.

Not that it really mattered. Even in the bikini, she’s hot, but in a very boring and antiseptic way. She’s hot like the fighting Notre Dame guy is Irish, or Grandparents Day is a holiday. Sorta but not really.

katy perry does one thing well…

Katy Perry’s face is reason enough to endorse Obama’s healthcare reform plan, but damn she has a fantastic rack. She can’t really sing, he music sucks, and she’s kinda goofy, but big tits can make up for a lot things. Especially during job interviews. You do want this job don’t you, sweetie?

katy perry has potential…

Look how hot Katy Perry can be when she’s mute and for 5 minutes stops dressing like a high school girl with a head injury. Like in these pictures from Esquire magazine. She’s pretty with a nice body and huge tits, but she insists on drowning all her hotness like it was a baby girl in China. It’s like her plan is to not be sexy, but instead to be as annoying as possible as often as she can. And so far, mission accomplished.

kim kardashian has awesome tits…

I don’t like when Kim Kardashian does stuff like this because, well for one her shirt looked see-thru in the thumbnails and it’s not, but also because when she flaunts her chest I forget how annoying she is. If we had sex it would be aggressive grudge sex because I hate her, but at the same time I’d be in love with her big awesome tits (reminder below – with some NSFW playboy – in case you forgot). I’d have to bury my penis in hot sand for an hour just before we started to numb it if I wanted to last more than 30 seconds.

ummm….okay, thats not so bad…

Cameron Diaz and all the people who don’t find her irritating went for a walk together on the beach this morning, and even though she’s a fug annoying mess with bigger bumps on her face than her chest, she looks pretty good here. She’s in Hawaii in these pictures but I’m not sure what island. “Magic Flattering Picture Island” would be a good guess.