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kate rocks her bikini bod…

June 1, 2009 · 2 Comments

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Bald Head Island, NC is absolutely beautiful, so excuse the fact that Kate Gosselin and the Viet Cong are there. Not sure what the point of this post is, but a controlling bitch and mother of eight in a bikini. Rawr. I bet her vagina looks like manhole.

Stuff like that headline, or, oh, better yet, “This woman has 8 kids?!?!” is the kind of thing that would be here if this was Entertainment Tonight or People, or if it was the beginning of our journey to the land of make believe.

I’m sure tons of women would love to convince us Kate looks good because it lowers the bar for all of them, but she doesn’t. She looks like shit. That she had 8 kids is irrelevant. My penis is like a great white shark: it can’t be bargained with, it can’t be reasoned with, it doesn’t care about explanations or excuses.

I mean, seriously…why should Kelly Ripa have to work out and this bitch can sit around eating cheetohs? Man, I hate this lazy bitch.

PS Nice haircut loser.

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2 responses so far ↓

  • Person // August 11, 2009 at 1:44 am | Reply

    ur a fucking ass hole that has nothing better to do than talk shit about someone u don’t even know. go masturbate or something u lonely jerk. I bet ur fat and ugly and talking about people makes u feel better.

    • 7vices // August 13, 2009 at 4:45 pm | Reply

      You’re fun. I hope you aren’t a mother or a wife though, because that would be a terrible attitude to bring home.

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